I keep promising myself I won't...

I keep promising myself I won't go back here and I keep winding up in the area, remembering earlier good visits and giving the place another try.

If I went just by the look of the dancers, I'd give the place a 9. Some very good looking ladies, especially one named Jasmine. Is there a strip club in this country that doesn't have a dancer named Jasmine?

But the place is cold and impersonal, starting with the mandatory valet parking. The minute you walk in, you have that Vegas feeling that they're too eager to separate you from your money. The dancers aren't too friendly. The only ones I saw talking to customers were obviously talking to regulars who've been coming there a long time. Also, every time I've been there, the dance price has been raised and the songs seem a little shorter than the last time.