Dose of crazy makes for a fun time

The day was filled with rain so naturally the strip club was the best place to kill some time. Turns out great minds think alike as there were seven of us waiting for the rain to stop to get in. 15 minutes and each of us were off to the race for the door. $5 cover charge, temp and I’d scan and 7 of us walked in at the same time.

This is a smoking club and it reeked more than normal. As always I shoot the shit with the security/Dj to see how many girls were there and to my surprise 8 girls were there. The cheap rut gut beers are $4 for the budget conscious while imports are $6 and ipa’ anywhere $6-$8. Most of the dancers drink of choice is the bootlegger, a sugery molt drink similar to a four loko.

Wasn’t there five minutes and N$)a came over asking for a dance. She a cute white girl thick milf body with tats and a few face piercings pleasant attitude. Brought her the $7 bootlegger and she starts the whining about needing a dance. Decent two way touching with her last dance but was in the mood for someone different. She finally got the message I wasn’t getting a dance from her after a couple of minutes and moved on.

Ne%^ia came over next, whatever you want in the back, if you don’t have the beer goggles on you more than likely will pass. After switching up drinks several times my bar tab was about $30, and I hear this loud dancer screaming at a group of customers that would not buy her a drink. From a distance I’m thinking this girl is nuts and of course she is headed directly for me. She patiently asked for a drink and looking at her up close she was probably 7 with the beer goggles on. A little fluff around the mid section but younger looking than I thought she(des$&y) has been there for 11 years. Brought her a bootlegger($7). We sat for a moment and she was talking constantly about something but only thing i could focus on was those perky little c cups. She was up in the rotation and of course wants to go back and have “fun”

$100 for $15 minutes and she choses a booth that was 3 away from the end(where all the action happens) and immediately I’m preparing for the air dance. Turns out I was wrong! As soon as the first song start off went the top and she jumped on my lap. She started with a begin by saying she wouldn’t leave a mark and before I know it she was sucking on my neck and making this weird thrilling sound on my ear. It was strangely arousing and she turned around shielding my lap from the camera and while trying to get me to blew on my pants. She spent almost 3 minutes before turning around and pulling her panties to the side and showing me that shaved little kitty. My little buddy was standing at full attention and she was now simulating riding which is usually fun but with her being a little thicker It was becoming a very uncomfortable dry hump. Finally I stopped her and she said she was make it up, she got on her knees and begin stroking my boy again which ended on her putting her mouth on it(pants on of course) when several other dancers came back, one who I led to believe we would get a dance. The next few minutes she spent vigorously grinding trying to get me off before security came back. Exchanged numbers for some otc action but don’t think I’m going to take her up on the offer.