Almost awarded a 9 but combination...
Almost awarded a 9 but combination of steep membership plus cover, a few overweight dogs, and lack of dancers' ability to really be hands-on brings it down a notch or two. Still, had a fantastic time on Wed night 29 Nov. Well worth the one hour drive from DC though the drive back in fog sucked. Arrived at 8:30 after buying a $5.00 six pack less than a block away. Shocked by the number of cars in the lot, turned out to be all dancers' cars. I tried to get in with my expired membership card, but the alert doorman noticed right away. He did cut me a break since I only get here about 2 or 3 times a year, and only charged me $26 total to get in. He kept my card and said I'd have to pay the full memberhip fee and cover next time. No problem, gave him a $5 tip which he was truly thankful for. Took my bar stool seat along the back wall from where I could best view both stages and begin to judge the talent over a beer. Most of the girls were sitting at the bar, a few with the few other customers there, and a couple were eating. It was hard to judge the talent when they are sitting, but my first impression was only mildly positive. That would get much better as the night grinded on. After a little while I was approached by Manni, a cute little blonde with a better than girl next door face and a very tight, petite body. One of the few dancers I've seen to wear eyeglasses, not that it bothered me. Nice conversationlist, but did ask me for one of my beers. No problem since I never drink all six when I go there (cops abound) but that could bug some guys. After a while we went in back and I seriously did not remember the lapping room being so small. But there was only one other couple back there. Manni gave a great topless grind and I thorougly enjoyed groping evey part of her body without cloth on it. But I quit after one because I planned a long night. I was sure I would "have" her again before the night was up. Not to be. Next up was an auburn haired dancer whose name I can't recall, petite but not quite as tight as Manni but earned 2 dances. Then Careena, a brunette beauty who jiggled in my lap for a while at the table before jiggling on my lap in back for 2 dances. It would have been 3 but I did not want to drive back to DC with messy pants. I took a bit of a break to enjoy the stage dances and then spied a lass who turned out to be named Maya. Also a long haired brunette, maybe too petite for many guys but right up my alley. She has the perfect look of beauty, shyness and innocence. She didn't seem to be getting many dances, despite sitting in a lap or two at tables. Usually not a good sign. She spent most of her time at the bar. Finally her turn on stage came and I was mesmerized. I tipped her on the second stage and asked her to come see me when she had the chance. No sooner was her top back on after her one song set than she was in my lap. Definitely not shy and innocent in back, perfect grind in multiple positions. I don't what I enjoyed more - my fondliing of her, her grind, or looking into an incredible face and eyes while she was on her knees speaking Russian. I don't know how I stopped at three dances. Finally came Shelly. Shelly had come by a few times and I had rejected her based mainly on timing issues and the fact that she seemed a tad too skinny, with very little to grab up top. But I had been intrigued by her overall sexy look and very unique sixties flower-girl leggings. So I relented and off we went. As good as Maya and the others were, Shelly has what I consider to be the perfect grind. She knew just how much pressure to apply, had great positions, did it fast, did it slow, etc. Turns out she had more to squeeze than I thought she would. I really think she was trying to get me and maybe even herself off and I nearly lost control at the end of the 2nd dance. We were about to go for Round 3 when she was called to the stage. She quickly dressed and said I could pay her on the stage and then we'd return for Round 3. She basically trusted me to pay her which shocked me because I think some would try to sneak out on her. But being the high morals guy I am, I joined her at the stage, gave her the money tip style and enjoyed her beautifully exposed puss. Next thing I know, they are kicking everyone out. Round 3 never came and she apologized as if she had something to do with it. I kind of doubt I would have it through. Side note - I really enjoyed Toni's stage dances and believe the prior reviews that she is great in back. Next time. Summary: you can't go wrong with the tall model quality Careena or the sweet young 18 year old looking tight girls of Manni, Maya or Shelly. Many of the usually named talent was not present, though Mariah was and I think Tiffany was there for a little while (hated missing her). Many girls spoke about how many new girls there are. While the overall mileage may not be as high as my ATF Playhouse (which seems to be on a down trend), I didn't come across a Brazilian or European in the 20-25 girls that were working. If they are, they have perfect American accents. That does alot for us old pervs with the 18-24 yr old cheerleader fantasy. Again my thanks to the doorman for cutting me a break and I can't wait to go back. Another place it's best I don't live near. But I need to get back more often.
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