Mons gets a Facelift

This was my first visit in about a year. This was also post Covid and after the renovations. first I paid my $22 to enter and that was after a temperature check by the bouncer outside. purchased my sugarfree Red Bull ($5) and walked around to check out the changes. Yes , as has been reported by previous review there are now private booths. They are now all over the club. Not just on the left side as previously been reported. The benches that used to face the mirrors Now private booths. Crazy Joe has gone from one end of the spectrum to the other. Anyone that visited mines for the last 30 years knew that you were likely to get a lap dance with a guy next to you also getting a lap dance sometimes as though I could touch your thigh that’s how crowded it was. They have almost eliminated all the lab dance areas. There is probably a 10 foot stretch near the jukebox I guess that would hold about five lap dances. And then there are two seats by the other side of the establishment. There is also a top about a 6 foot area. Everything else is private.

I don’t know how they’re going to handle a crowded Friday or Saturday night? there is actually very limited seating so there will be a lot of sausages just standing up. I grabbed a tight little busty brunette and got a dance from her. She assured me to the upper location. There were curtains but the curtains were open. After about six dances which were pretty high mileage. We heard her name over the intercom. She was being summoned to the front desk. I knew something was wrong. She was either getting too frisky with me and they noticed or she was going to be scolded for something else. Two more songs and then the door lady came over and said kitten you are not allowed to do dances up here this is VIP private booth only. Too bad because we were having such a good time. I didn’t think they were private and they used to be a regular lap dance area .. But now they just have curtains there. Big deal!

Joe thinks he’s going to get some highrollers in there. i’m not arguing that having some private booths is a nice change just not the whole darn place!

We settled on a 15 minute both for $60. That goes to the house and then $25 per song for the dancer. she promised me more contact and asked me to pay for six dances upfront. I thought that was a little odd since we were doing so well outside the both and not paying upfront. Well it wasn’t so much more contact. I was not allowed to pet the kitty as she had said I would. She did play with her self a lot and let me rub myself but that was about it. I could’ve easily had a LDK but I wanted her to take care of it manually and she declined. 15 minutes past, it was still better than any other Mons dance I have had in 30 years.

I was able to negotiate $25 per dance.