Funny times

As we all know most clubs have been down for a couple of months. I initially though the clubs across town were open but to my disappointment they were both closed.

Fantasia isn’t out of the way so I decided to try my luck and to my surprise it was open. There were several cars so I decide to give it a shot.

Grabbed a beer and a seat and I immediately see this blonde on stage and 6 other men in the room. No one is tipping so I threw 20 ones for her effort and on que, some guy gets up and throws one dollar but stays there until the song ended. She was on stage for three songs and in this time I downed another beer.

Song ends and she goes around the think the dollar tipper and makes her was to me. Body is amazing and she pulls her mask down and immediately I’m thinking this is my luck, a butta face. She tells me she has to speak to a couple of new guys that walked on as I work on my 4th then 5th beer. As she is making the rounds a noisy drunken man decides to become the center of attention and hold small talk about the coronavirus. Finally another girl walks in as I sit there and realize its 4 hours later talking to the drunk the dancer. The dancer has a cute face but she was probable 5’6, 200 pounds. Too big for my taste but the guys flocked to her and she was quite good at dancing. I’m now more than halfway through a 12 pack and I see A$&3l walk in. We have had several fun dances and she comes over before getting dressed and tells me how much she “misses” me.

Finally so fun, she goes onstage and after two songs she gets down and off to the races. Inside the room we get comfortable, exchange pleasantries and before i know it she has junior out and covered by her warm mouth. Clearly thinking she would start the evening with a quick payday however after drinking for 6 hours junior was not playing that game. She worked him fast, slow, attempted to dt and finally put the cover and climbed on for a ride. 5 songs were gone and finally music off and the dreaded knock on the door. We get more dances and back at it. She somehow got lost and was moaning loud enough I thought we would get caught. Finally I finished with two minutes left and we clean up and head back down stairs.