Fun times - Ich liebe FKK Sharks

I visited FKK Sharks in Darmstadt. Took an Uber from airport to Sharks after dropping luggage at hotel. I heeded advice from others to travel there only with cash, clothes on my back and phone to call Uber. I arrived at 3 pm in the afternoon. Easy to find the entrance. I noticed dozens of taxi with shark brand parked in front. The brunette behind the desk welcomed me back. It was my first time there. The entrance has an ATM and a typical vending machine right side of the entrance. I didn't need it but good to know it's there. The woman at the desk said $65 euros entrance fee. Then she asked for my shoe size. Heck if I know European sizes..? I stepped back and pointed to my feet. Extra-large she replied. She gave me a bathrobe also XXL. I took off toward the lockers to stow away my stuff and take a shower. Generally not many guys at this time so the locker room seemed empty. After securing my stuff, I headed out to the club in my birthday suit and blue flimsy robe.

I felt comfortable and welcomed. No concern about face control. All types of guys were there, white, brown, German, blacks, Asians, Turkish. Most are older guys in their 40-50s normal day shift PL with money. This visit occurred right as the early message about coronavirus outbreak in Germany everything seemed normal. No one was wearing face masks in the FKK club at the time. The ladies were extra vigilant about hand wipes and disinfecting surfaces in the room before and after the deed.

I bellied up to the bar, ordered a gin tonic cost

$12 euro each. Pricey. As I sat down to observe the naked Romanian, Armenian, Moldovan, Czech and Ukrainian beauties. A delightful scent of stripper perfume gently wafted through the entire place. I felt completely at home. For me, Sharks layout is a large Vegas strip club combined with the mature FKK vibe of Showboat in Amsterdam ladies from the UN of eastern Europeans nationalities of Dubai’s Rockafella nightclub at the price point of Doctor BJ blowjob bar in Bangkok.

First up was razor-thin Italian MILF blonde. She welcomed me back again and stuck her tongue in my ear. The nice greeting she offered $50 Euro/30min BBBJ and additional services. I declined her offer because the vibe was too aggressive for a good quality session. After a short time, dark-haired Romanian Gypsy looking Isa sitting in adjacent seats eyed me. She greeted me in German, switched to Spanish than English. I replied in Russian, switched to Spanish, dropped in a few Bulgarian and Moldovan phrases ended in English. She agreed $50 e/30min BBBJTC and CIM extra Euro. Off we went to the S&M room on the first floor next to the couches and small stage. The S&M room had elevated king of throne chair with steps for eager ladies to kneel and service you orally. A swing set with S&M devices hangs next to the bed. I skipped all that shit except the king chair for BBBJ. Isa is not a clock watcher after