After being disappointed at Win, Place,...

After being disappointed at Win, Place, & Show and Deja Vu Showgirls, I decided to hit my ATF "extras" club for a little action! I arrived here at 2:40PM, Tuesday, September 26, 2006. I went directly to the bar and ordered a $5 Red Bull, tipping the bartender a buck. During my first gulp of RB, I noticed a bar sign advertising draft beer for a dollar on Tuesdays. Damn! Why don't I look around for this kinda shit before I order??? Oh well, live and learn. I noticed one other customer (at the bar) and three dancers, all averaging between 5 and 6 in appearance.

I was approached at the bar by an "unnamed" dancer (5), as she snuggled her big ass against my crotch (I was standing). This girl had "F" cup size 'utters' on her!!! I mean, she was about 40 pounds overweight to begin with, but half that was in her BOOBS! I mean to tell you, these are the kind of BOOBS that you want Mr Happy tucked between for awhile!!! Anyway, I noticed she only had one hand, that her right hand evidently had been severed or amputated just past her wrist on the arm. This really didn't bother me at all, because she had a very outgoing, pleasant, and humerous charm about her.

I gave her a dollar and took a dollar for myself, and told her, let's go tip the onstage dancer. We approached the stage, my dancer friend layed on the stage with the dollar between her teeth. The dancer bent down and took it from her with her hand. As she approached me, the stage dancer held out her hand for my dollar. Geez!!! Didn't I hide my COP BADGE good enough??? I mean, this stage dancer was the best looking dancer in this place at the time, rating in at a 6!!!