sinclair's Review

I went to Cabaret Le Folichon on a Tuesday night about midnight. Parking is behind the building, and the entrance is on the right side of the structure. There was no cover charge, but you need to tip the bouncer who seats you, which is a standard thing at every strip club in the metro area. Tonight it was the owner working the door, who I recognized from previous visits. I gave him a loonie, and that was sufficient.

On the left side of the room is a small bar followed by the main stage further down. The stage has two stationary poles. The club has a full kitchen. Pizza, ribs, chicken, spaghetti, lasagna, and other foods are available. A Sincweiser was $8.75. The base price was $7.61, but there was $1.14 in tax automatically applied. The blonde bartender, Marilyn, is a knockout with the body of an outside hitter (volleyball player). I preferred her to any of the four dancers working this particular night, so I posted up at the bar to admire her and get a buzz.

The four dancer line-up was underwhelming. It was a cold weekday with few patrons, so I will not hold it against the club. No dancers went up on stage the whole hour or two I was inside, so I did not catch many names. Chenie is a blonde with blue eyes who wears glasses. She has C cups, lots of tattoos, and looks to be about 40 if I had to guess. I'd grade her at a 5. The second dancer was a 30-something blonde with blue eyes. She spent the entire time at a regular's table. I'd grade her at a 6. The third and fourth dancers were both curvy black dancers (possibly Dominicans) who stuck together at a table of young guys the entire time. I had seen both of them dancing at Bar La Broussaille on nights when Le Folichon was not open. I'd grade one a 5 and one a 6.