My first time at the sexy melting pot

I do alright with the white women in my north Georgia town, but I often feel I'm missing out on variety and from the litany of reviews here, I believed the 50-mile trek down I-85 would take me to my dream: hands-on fun with a big booty Latina.

I intended to get there right as the club was opening at 1pm but was running late as usual for me. I parked in the strip mall across the street near the Planet Fitness at around 2:30. The whole lot was about 2/3 full, so I liked my chances of not getting towed. Another alternative to valet parking that I researched is using the free parking at the Doraville station and taking a 15-minute bus ride, but I just threw caution to the wind.

Through the front door is a foyer area where you pay the cover charge. An older woman checked my ID and a 20s-something blond came out and frisked me and let me go.

As said in other reviews, my eyes had to adjust to the darkness for a few minutes upon entering the club. Besides that I noticed the club was jam packed at 2:30pm on a Sunday! I had to pee right away and got to experience the Troll. Poor fella was cleaning up an overflowing toilet and was not happy about it. He's the restroom attendant and sells things like snacks, mints, etc. (I didn't closely examine everything he had for sale). I threw him some bucks each time I took a piss. Each time I went over there he was complaining about customers, which I could see being his shtick.

I then took a lap to get a feel for the layout. The bar is an island bar dead center in the joint. On the right as you enter are lower tables that were labeled VIP Section and they weren't filled all the way. The high tables and chairs lining the walls on that side were with mostly patrons and a few of the dancers. The left side of the place has about half the table seating as the right, (low and high) with the DJ booth and a whole couch section. There is a stage on each side of the bar kind of splitting the whole room into quadrants, but I didn't pay attention to the dancers on stage the whole time I was up there - the action is on the floor, y'all!