Why do i punish myself ??
I guess i like to punish myself by coming here. I had a date in Durham that went bad so i needed so paid entertainment to cheer me up. I should have went to Teasers since i was in Durham. Drove back to RDU (closer to home) and pulled up to valet. Marty the valet guy was off. He's my fav part of this place. He always makes me feel at home. $6 bucks to park.
All the other staff members generally suck. The door fee was $12 even with my membership. They want you to check your coats so i left mine in the car. It was 9:45 pm on a Saturday and the placed seemed like a funeral. At 10pm they did the cat walk with a 2 for one. I counted about 25 ladies. 21 were a (4) at best. There were 3-4 that i would probably bang if i was at a regular bar and only 2 that i would rate above a 7. WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS PLACE ? The turnover is bad at strip clubs i know. But there used to be about 10 AA slim hotties working here. But only 1-2 are left. The dumb floor guy asked to if i wanted to have a girl brought to me. He's a clown so i passed. I admire his gumption. I know he's only trying to make money. I ordered a tito and soda for $9. My waitress was a cute AA , Briana, i think. She was the best part of the night. A few sad dancers stopped by to ask if i wanted a dance. I politely declined and was sulking about my decision to come here. You can't even check you phone and check ESPN scores ... Because there is no cell coverage. Nice customer service morons !! I later flagged down a tall busty AA, Ellie. I bought her a few shots and I succumbed to her offer for a lap dance during the next 2 for one. I did two more at her asking price, against my better judgment, @$40 per. This is a ludicrous price for what you get at MC. In Florida i get a nude grind at Cheetah and Tootsies (sometimes) for $10. But i liked Ellie so i did not want to haggle over $10 difference in prices. The sign clearly states $30 for laps but on Saturday nights the decent ladies get $40 or at least try. There was very cute white fit spinner named Juliet that also wanted $40 per dance. I did a $20 table side with her. She has a bangin body but i could not bite the bullet on $40 bucks again due to principal. I might come back on a Monday night to see if i can haggle more and win the motor cycle they are raffling off. The bathroom guy is funny and offered some male enhancement supplements :) Also , dancers pop in the men's room now and then to get candy from him. I find that entertaining. I hope they give him hand jobs. He deserves it. When i lift at 12:45 am the place had filled up but the energy was still lacking. Cap Cabaret has more of a party atmosphere but its much smaller. I'll still come back to MC now and then due to its proximity to my home. Who ever does the hiring for dancers here needs to be fired.
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