Vegas can be fun, it is always expensive

In order to have fun in Vegas, you have to know how the city works. It is built to separate tourists from their money. If you understand that you can have a good time. It will cost compare to other cities, but as long as you know what is going on you can have fun without feeling like a sucker. I like the rhino because it is high energy and lots to see. I was there Thursday night after 11PM and it was busy with more than 200 dancers. All types of dancers which makes this a high energy atmosphere.

First and foremost, call for the limo. It takes you to the back door with no cover. Tip the driver $20 if you are coming from the strip and you are much better off than taking a cab and paying cover. The doorman asked if I wanted a table but passed and headed to the tip rail. Avoid the vultures who ambush you on the way in the door. They are often Russian and while may look good, they are pure hustlers. I also never trust dancers who insist on working in pairs, they are also high on the hustle factor and have not had good experiences.

I made my way to the rail and enjoyed the show. I tipped $2-5 per dancer when they were directly in front of me. Makers mark on the rocks was $14. Unlike many clubs dancers will approach for dances while you are at the rail. Basic dances on the floor are $20 and usually decent contact. Sometimes they will want to do the dance right there and others they will want to move away from the stage. If you want to go to a more private area there are various rooms. The one I end up in is the 30 minutes for $200. You also need to order 2 drinks for $50. These are done in little cubicle benches with not much privacy as there are often other dances going on across from you. There is also a 60 minutes for $400 rooms where you need to buy 4 drinks for $100. It is a little more spaced out but still not super private. In either of these area YMMV with the dancer. Often there is good grinding and some feeding. Most will do some stick shifting and I have had a few reach into the pants. They will also let your hands wander and sometimes that includes under the panties if you are discrete. That is about as crazy things will get. There are some private booths that require a bottle purchase but I have not gone there. I have been offered phone numbers to meet up after the club or the next day but they all seem to want $1000 for that kind of experience so I pass.

As I mentioned before, if you know what to expect and don’t fall for the promises of crazy mileage, you should be fine. I come with several hundred dollars that I am willing to spend and have a lot of fun getting decent lap dances with a good grind with some wandering hands. There are a ton of girls and I almost always find several that I consider a 9 or 10. One other thing to remember if you see a dancer that you want to dance with, you are better off connecting with her when you see her. It is often hard to find a dancer in the club again, especially when it is busy. For the most part, the dancer is looking to get as much from you in this one night since they figure you are a tourist that wont be back. This differs from my local clubs where they know the best thing to do is to make you a repeat visitor or to have you become a regular.