I was Horny

My visits to strip clubs have been sporadic over the last year, and when the opportunity affords it self, I get that itch that needs to be scratched. Was passing through Detroit on the way home from Ohio, ok I made a slight detour. Hey, I was itchy. Choices, choices...the FC or the LS....red pill or blue pill, X's or O's, well I thought the LS was closer to the expressway, so put the car on autopilot and made my way to Bob Seger's favorite club (at least it use to be). Pulled in and valeted as street parking is the same charge, so what the heck is another $10. Made my way up the stairs, with hopes that I would be making my way down the stairs (wink, wink). Sat at the bar and then relocated to a table, as a cigar smoker was in all his glory, and if I am not having one, then it is not worth breathing that in. Ordered the go to Bud Light, which is now as popular as MGD was in the 70'-80's, I have been going to SC for along time.

The dancers were a mixed bag of AA's and white ladies, was a pretty good selection and I was intrigued by a couple of the AA ladies, the first had some nice titties, but she got tied up and the second one just had a dazzling smile and my mind was racing as to what mischievousness was behind that smile. She sat down and the usual banter, that we all have heard 100 times before, but let the ritual play out I thought to myself. Always want the lady to make the first move, she went with the standard "Do you get dances?" I replied with the always confident "And then some", she smiled those pearly whites, and leaned in to grab my friend and told me everything was available. I gave her my standard opening of two Beni's and she nodded in the affirmative. Bingo, no BS and off we went down the stairs.

What was amazing is that she tipped the dude downstairs, gave me that warm-up dance and then the fireworks began. I don't know about all my fellow mongers but the sight of those lips on my friend was a great contrast. About four songs later with all the checkpoints made...I crossed the finish line. She gave me her digits and told me that she does enjoy visiting her friends. Heck, I have a new friend now!