The Last Vegas Clip Joint

As far as single men go, The Green Door is a clip joint. As you pay your $80 cover charge you're told that the place is crowded. Once you step in you enter a main room half full of other single men. Some naked. Some jerking off. All waiting for the ever elusive couple to enter and put on a show or to perhaps be asked to join in. A hostess will then tell you that the real action is in the couples' area. She then offers you a tour for $100 and up plus tip. If you take them up on the tour, you'll be told that its empty because its too early or you just missed the crowd. You will then be told that its strange that its empty since its usually so crowded.

You are then led back to the literal circle jerk in the main area. You can always enjoy the non alcoholic bar but it really isn't worth it.

Vegas used to be full of clip joints and fortunately most are gone. Unfortunately The Green Door is still around.