In the Words of one of the Dancers: "This is a bar not a Club"

This is certainly not a club. It is basically a local corner bar in not the best part of town. I was able to easily find parking on the street and I felt safe but I was also very aware that it was in a shady neighborhood and it felt like it. Inside I immediately used the bathroom which is cramped but clean. The place is pretty dark which is good to cover up what you would otherwise be forced to view. At the bar there is an elevated stage upon which the girls climb up onto. It is a small space with a pole and only space for on dancer at a time. As the first woman moved around the pole I kept thinking that she might take one false step and fall right off that podium. With that said these women are well past their prime. I was surprised by how friendly they were. If you want to have a nice conversation with an old stripper this is the place to go. This one lady comes up to me and showed me her tits, I gladly tipped her but then she turns around and starts to try to twerk for me grinding up against me and it was literally a form of torture. Just imagine a 60 year old white woman trying to to dance reggeaton, she kind of reminded me of my mother in law, trying to twerk and grabbing at my junk. I was mortified, but at the same time I didn't want to hurt this poor woman's feelings. I just made up an excuse to escape from that situation. In total there were 4 women and the bartender, as I mentioned they were very friendly although I did smell alcohol on more than one of their breaths. It just seems its a bunch of old drunk ladies that figured out guys will pay them to dance around that pole. I did learn that a couple of them had actually worked at clubs, and after doing the math, I calculated that she had worked at a pretty good club in NY 30 years ago. I will bet you she was pretty hot back then and I told her so; what I didn't have the heart to tell her was that she was no longer hot or even good looking and should have retired from stripping 20 years ago when she was in her 30's.

I will not return to this club if I don't have to.