Very Lame

I was initially heading home from a job related errand. Got bored. Decided to go to this club since it was open and nearby.

It was somewhere between 11-noon. I can't remember too well what the exterior looked like but I think my thoughts at the time were "outsourced sweat shop". Going in, the interior felt very incomplete and had a kind of Mexican restaurant style to it. You see chairs lined up in the middle like the ones you see from small pyramid scheme lectures before they suck you in on it or like those churchy/preachy communities renting out small office spaces for their practices. As far as my memory goes, there's only one pole in the middle, nearing the other side from the entrance. It was appropriately dark but not dark enough to have any privacy in the dance areas from the left of the entrance. The dance chairs were facing toward the center. To the right of the entrance, were black sofas. There's really not much to say about the clubs interior design. It just felt very empty and bland.

There were 2-3 dancers. They were around a 4-6 in appearances. They're not really worth your money unless you like heavy tats, piercings, or second rate Chola looks or that one ugly sister from Shrek 2. Some like to weasel out of dance requests that aren't $40 and over, even after getting them drinks. One $20 dance was enough to tell me how disappointing their performances were going to be, had I spent anymore time with them. Some may allow to touch, but their movements are clumsy and amateur. You aren't going to get far or have much of a good time, I think.