Sampled a Large Variety of Women

Been to the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas many times, and had a great time this trip, too, though I enjoyed it in a different way. Called for the limo from the Aria, literally got there in under five minutes (think he was doing a drop-off nearby). Quick ride to the back door, tipped the driver a $10 (he didn't act like he was expecting anything, had to grab his attention to give that to him). Quick wand and ID check at the back door, and I'm in...

For those who don't know, calling for the limo lets you avoid cover ($50+!) and you enter via the back door. There, a bar will be on your right side as you walk in, with a satellite stage to your left. Further to your left is another satellite stage (one dancer on each of these stages). If you keep moving ahead, you get to the main room (you drop down a few feet getting there), where there is a main stage (usually 3 dancers at night) and another bar. Moving further ahead to the front entrance, you will pass by a "lounge" (which has a bar in it) on your right, and a private dance room (I think this is the 30 minute room). If you walk past the front entrance, there is another full section (which is the newly constructed area). On this particular day, it said "VIP Only", but I went in there and nobody stopped. Another bar, lots of chairs (occupied), and some booths which appeared to be "private" but eventually I ended up in one, anyway. More on that later.

I was immediately attacked upon entering by a Swedish blonde who looked like her lips had been pumped up a bit. She was not terrible, but knowing the Rhino on a Saturday night, I was sure I could find better, and, besides, I have a point of never rewarding the door vultures unless they are exceedingly hot--which they never are because that is why they are door vultures. So I politely told her I was not interested, and she went away. However, she came back around to see me about 30 minutes later, and was very difficult to shoo away the second time. Really annoying.