Don't pick the drunk one, no matter how good she looks
Went to the Cheetah on a Wednesday night and it was kinda dead. The girls looked great, as always, but the vibe felt kind of off so I decided to head over to the Tattletale. Took an uber and noticed the parking lot was pretty packed when I got there. The building looks super small from the outside but feels bigger once you're inside. I went in, paid the $20 cover and took seat at the closest stage. When you walk in there's a small stage to the right, a main bar in the middle of the room and another small stage to the left. Smoke abounds in the Tattletale, so prepare to burn your clothes afterwards. There were a good amount of dancers, probably around 15 or so, mostly white, some latina, all shapes and sizes. A lot of girls had tattoos, totally cool with that. There were a few 8-9's and the rest 6-7's. Both stages were being used, which was a plus, and the bar was packed. Seems like the bar is prime seating as that's where the majority of dancers were. I was quickly approached by a cuban girl named Crystal. She had a thick accent and pitched VIP right away. Wasn't ready so I declined. She was pretty cool about it and moved on. I was then approached by a young blond with amazing natural c's (easily one of the 9's) and chatted for a while. She asked if I wanted to do VIP and I asked what it cost. $100 to the house and $200 for the girl for 30 minutes. Cool, let's do it. The VIP rooms were behind the stage to the left of the bar. They were small and booth-like with a curtain for the entrance (not see-through, felt good and private) and had small couches inside. A couple of them seemed to be a little bigger but we went to a smaller one. Cocktail waitress followed us in, took house payment then our drink orders. The blond girl (can't remember her name for the life of me, this was back in October) ordered two drinks which was kinda weird but whatever. The dance was good, some mutual touching but she took a lot of breaks to sit next to me and "talk." Pretty sure she had a good buzz on before we got into the room and at this point she was visibly drunk. I was kinda disappointed so I just sat, listened to her ramble in-between short dances and waited until my time was up. Cocktail waitress reached in and knocked at the 30 minute mark. I tipped her and went back to the general area. Sat at the stage by the entrance to just chill and tip. The place got really busy after midnight...I took that as there must be something to the place that I didn't find with the blond girl. The rest of the night was standard. Tipped, chatted with a couple girls and bailed around 1am.
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