WOW. Just wow.

One of my buddies dragged a small group of us to Yellow Rose last week. It was the last night of a conference and I didn't really want to go, but wow. The women at Yellow Rose were jaw droppingly gorgeous. I haven't been to many strip clubs, but these were the best looking, non-pro-looking, natural looking dancers I've ever seen assembled in a single location.

The club is large, with central seating area and elevated seating where lap dances take place. Within minutes of sitting down near the stage, we were approached by two very attractive women -- probably 9's. I wasn't ready yet to engage, but one of my friends took both of them to a private room when they came back a few minutes later. Every five minutes or so, I would be approached by a very hot dancer, and would say no. Eventually, one of my buddies bought me lap dance with the hottest dancer I had seen up until that point. The dance was nice -- I kept laughing because of how hot she was. I stayed with her for 5 dances, and then called it quits. We kept it pretty innocent, but she encouraged me to touch any part of her body that was not clothed.

I got two dances from another dancer. They were fine, but she wasn't really my type. It had more to do with her being an artist and me wanting to throw some money her way. There was not a hint of anything extra.