Fun Time, No Arriba

While walking around Coahuila and at the corner by La Gloria one of the Chicago Club barkers asks me to go there and well, why not? I said I would check out other places and he promised a "free" shot of tequila and I like tequila. The shot is El Jimador, so nothing great and do not let the glass touch your lips. I questioned my sanity for doing a shot by the door, but it's fucking TJ after all. I tip $1 and Ruben takes me in. He is eager to show me around, but I really just want to sit and have a beer, I had no plans on much else here. (So don't give me a "Not Enough Details").

As you enter the actual bar, there is a bar immediately to your right and a very long one along the left side of much of the building. There are multiple dance stages through the middle and booths and tables along the right side. Only the front stage being used at this time around 6:30pm. There were probably 15 girls and where I sat there was a girl behind me, and then one to my left. The one to my left had the hugest tits, I mean they were like volleyballs if not basketballs. I have to assume they were fake, but she must've had huge tits to start with because they hung more like naturals, even in a dress. I briefly considered the novelty of them, but decided against it. Ruben gets me a beer, $3 and I gave him a $5 and he was grateful and then left to go on the street to find another guy to bring in. He must get something extra for bringing people in.

While there, the talent was probably 4 - 8, maybe a tiny step up from Las Chavelas, but not bad either. Only 1 brief encounter this night and I declined from a 5 named Cindy. While there, the DJ on the microphone walking around was dressed in a minion costume which was quite funny. I don't know why and because not many spoke English here I didn't bother asking. I left after my beer with the thought I would come back again.