FINALLY, took the plunge...

After reading all the articles and positive reviews, I finally made the trek to Burlington to truly see what all the hype was. It was a long trip from Long Island. Three hours with LIRR, NJ Transit and an Uber ride. I shant drive down there with all the mutants & mental midgets on the road. Pretty much what everybody has said about the place. Rectangular bar with poles in the middle. The way it's set up I UNDERSTAND NOW the whole "dollar parade" deal. Usually in many club I have frequented, the stage & bar are separate. Guys (or gals) sit at the stage while the dancer does her shtick and the patrons wave their dollars and they come to them and give a lil sneaky peak on "da goods".

Basically sat down with my $5 water and watched and observed. First one came to me was Cayanne or as I like to call her, the resident cougar. Very nice, ask for a dance but respectfully declined and politely asked if Devon was working and said yes and let me know that I would like to see her. Next up was Cameron. Very attractive with glasses (brownie points for that) but we didn't really "zing". Finally the woman of the hour Devon comes up and yes my friends, she comes AS ADVERTISED. Now, for all you noobs out there Devon, as far as looks go, reminds me of Cameron Diaz . Her face & her hair almost dead ringer for Cameron Diaz. From what I could tell, looks all natural. No trips to Cyberdyne IMHO.

Obviously I wanted to "go play with her" and again, she comes AS ADVERTISED. Breath spray for "making out". The biggest downside was "Stanley" didn't wanna come out and play for some reason, so we had to improvise. At least I was able to indulge my foot fetish so that was a plus. Overall a good time was had.