Go on a weekend night

No cover, and you don't even really have to get a drink unless you plan to stick around.. which lets you take a peak at the night's lineup without touching your wallet.

Small venue with two bars. Drinks are around 10 euros and 110 euros will get you a half hr in a private room to do whatever you want with a girl (literally anything, one offered to give a back rub if other 'services' didn't entice me). They're pretty forward about everything so you'll know what to expect.

This is def not the place to watch girls dance, I only saw one show on stage while I was there. Forget her name but she put way more effort into it than any american stripper i've ever seen so kudos to her. Would've liked to get some time w her but she immediately went back upstairs to a private party after her dance.