Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave Cocoa Beach, FL 32931

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Roadworrier
Feb 4, 2020, 3:09 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

This was my second visit to the club (my first in about 8 weeks). the other was on a Thursday night, this was on a Wednesday. Far fewer PLs than the Thursday I went, but a pretty full line up of girls. There were a few girls I'd rank 6.5 and under, plus a couple bow wows (over-flabby). A few girls were just standing around.

Walking through the red door, the girl on the right asked for ID but did not scan it, and collected an $8 cover. Going inside, the front part of the jagged-L-shaped bar to the right was empty. Walking a little further in, several guys were sitting alongside girls with somewhat non-descript faces. First I visited the bathroom to wash up (the bathroom is troll-free till about 9:30-9:45 after which the troll guy shoehorns himself into the relatively small space with the usual bathroom-troll stuff). I returned and took the first of several different seats at various places along the bar, most without much of a view of the really long stage in back. The smaller stage closer to the bar was not in action on Wednesday night, unless it picked up later after I'd left. A bottle of Heineken (no tap beers, I guess that'll piss off the millennials) goes for $6.

After being joined by a couple sweaty, non-descript girls that I politely shewed away, I moved to where I would find the more attractive girls that seemed to be walking around elsewhere in the club. I do think some of the girls wait until it gets busier before they circulate for real.

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