OK, judging by the rest of...

OK, judging by the rest of the reviews on this site for Brad's Brass Flamingo (BBF), I decided that when I was in Indy for business, I'd stop here for a visit since I was staying downtown. BBF is about 5-10 minutues east of downtown. I was in town traveling from Miami.

I must say, I was shocked; in a bad way. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for: Hurricane Katrina Victims, our poor soldiers in Iraq or strip-club patrons in Indy. If this is the best you all have to offer, I feel the urge to donate my frequent flyer miles to fly some of you naive people down to Miami for a tour of *real* strip clubs.

This place is not classy, glamourous, sexy or fun. The only thing missing are peanut shells on the floor to make this a real roadhouse, trucker-style strip-club. The women are ugly, lazy and lifeless. I was there on a Thursday night from 8pm until 11pm and for the most part, the place was filled with patrons to about 90%. Very surprising, but I guess there really isn't much else to do in Indy. I was surprised at the quality of talent.