Don’t Squeeze the Charmin

So this MV visit was suckier than my last two. It could have been that I was going later on a Thursday night (my previous visits were on quieter nights or at earlier times). But here in brief are my notes from a week ago Wednesday:

1) At least two bachelor parties here. So 7-8 girls (out of maybe 35-40 girls) were on stage at once attempting to "seduce" a punter in a chair on the stage while their friends were whooping it up. One or two gals played drums on his face with their boobs, but most of the gals had A-cups, so not much to bang on his face. A couple of the girls were ridiculously tall and thin, possibly rejects from the Victoria's Secret catalog.

2) Lotsa guys hanging out outside in front. Tired of the girls?