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McAllen is underrated

Tex-Mex Lounge
2017 W Owassa Rd Edinburg, TX 78539
I love coming to south Texas... I feel like a giant down here! Only went to Tex Mex after hearing their advertisements on the radio.... I typically stay near the airport, but this was well worth the 20 minute drive. When I arrived there was no spot at the bar so I had to scope out a table in a more secluded area. The girls as a whole we are hit or miss. Some 9s, some 5s. Ms. B came to visit... and while we had a language barrier, she was totally into making it work. We chatted and drank beers and shots for probably an hour before it was her turn to rock the stage. She is a fine, frisky spinner. We did a dance downstairs before I forked over the VIP stake. As far as mileage... well, I went in a Yukon and left with a Tesla. She was hella cool and bought me a drink after (maybe she got mileage, who’s to say). We then shared pics on our phones, joked about who knows what till after midnight. Such a good time! Plus, now I know Spanish.