Northern Exposure

I was in Fargo on Thursday to pickup a rebuilt injector pump for my Dodge pick-up, so why not stop into the Northern. Arrived at about 5:30. You have to show your ID at the door, where it is compared to a written out list of bad boys. No problem with that. $3 cover and you are in. Small crowd, with no one on stage til after 6. Sat at the bar and got my soda water/lemon for $2 with a dollar tip. Not sure about the alcohol prices, but as I remember they are very reasonable.

As I’m sitting at the bar, a dancer approaches, and says “do you remember me?” I hate that. I have seen a lot of dancers in my clubbing days. Well, her name is Julia, and she remembered me telling her jokes before. A nice appearing , more mature dancer, with big boobies. We must have visited for a good half hour before I buy a couple of dances from her.

You have to pay the house $5 to go into the right hand VIP dance area, where dances are $20 to the dancers. Mild contact, so an OK time. When we come out of the dance area, they are finally starting stage dances. First one that I saw, can’t remember the name, as she was not my type. A bit of a tatted up porker. Sorry. Time to leave.