A time machine back to 1983

This is one of the last examples of the interactive peep shows that used to fill the pre-Guiliani Times Square. It's a relic, one that we should be able to tell our grandsons about, but probably won't.

Enter through a double door under a neon sign. Talk to the old man by the fire (no kidding!) "I got two girls working today. LADIES, LOOK ALIVE!" See a row of doors, two open, and from each steps a lady in lingerie, one a skinny white girl with tattoos aplenty and a look like she's from Kensington, the other a thick AA. Nod to the AA, and the white girl shrugs and walks back in her room.

Join your choice in her room, and listen as she rattles off the menu, ranging from a simple bump and grind to her landing a helping hand. Opt for the works, and hand her seven 20's and a 10. Wait while she runs out and feeds the money into a bill counter, which starts music and a timer.