Ceaser would be disappointed

With the past couple reviews of my favorite club, I had to go and do some recon. Not that I didn't believe my fellow mongers but I stopped by in the fall after PH closed and had a wonderful time. Well guys it's true this place fucking sucks.

Pulled in to a barely occupied lot and there is no longer an attendant sitting in the patrol tower. Just a sign that says pull forward to the valet. Get out the vehicle and give my keys to the attendant and he's a young Indian never seen him before. But he looks eerily similar to the valet at PH right at the end.

Walk in and the bouncer standing in the lobby is a big Indian guy. Wow this is different! But he's very friendly and asks me did I need a table which I responded I'll sit at the bar. I walk into the main room and the stage is completely empty, the same for the satellite stages. No one is working the back bar near the DJ booth so I take a seat at the front bar near the door. I order a Miller and look around. The retirement crowd is in full effect sitting in booths probably about 8 people total myself included. Bartender has these fucking CRAZY eyes where I know she's a psycho. She says it's $5 for the beer and that they have a complimentary buffet every Friday now from 2-6. I give her a $5 bill and she stays at me and says "I need a tip, that's how I make my money* and she doesn't hand me my beer.