I hit the YR on Monday...

I hit the YR on Monday night--somewhat reluctantly because I understand that Sundays and Mondays are the worst at most clubs. I started on the main floor, but had a so-so dancer whom I was embarrassed to touch in the bright lights. I ponied up $30 for VIP (It was $40 for a VIP booth). I had two more dancers unable to excite me--one of them had an especially stilted personality. Then I met Mika. How often do you get a Rice University grad who is sexy as hell, perfect skin, near-perfect boobs, personable, unpretentious, and--how to express this?--seemed to get as turned on by our activity as I was?

Mika and I repaired to a booth without paying for it. In my opinion VIP is worth it at the YR because you have so far more privacy. But a manager came around much too often for my taste, and at one time told me to lower my hands from Mika's boobs. Oh well. We tried to watch for the prick after that. Then another manager came and kicked us out of the booth, saying that someone else had paid for it. Not true.

Overall, I had a great time, and we went right back at it when the managers left. Mika, it turns out, usually dances at Perfect 10, where VIP is much nicer, she says. I will try it someday, even though I don't like its location from where I stay in Austin. Even on a Monday I did damn well at the YR. I have to give it an excellent rating, even though my preferred dancer was from Perfect 10.