Boring night in Irvington

This club off is an extremely low key place in a terrible neighborhood. If you are not driving I wouldn't recommend coming here at all unless you are comfortable in ghetto environments. Public transportation to this neighborhood is nonexistent and there is no parking lot so you'll have to find on street parking.

Came in around 8:30 pm and there wasnt a single dancer dressed. The bar isn't very large and security is extremely lowkey. You walk up some stairs and there is a bar and some side sofas which I guess are for a VIP but there was no signs or anything to explain. I paid for a beer which set me back about $7 and listened to the bartender tell a long and boring story to try to buy some time until some of the girls got dressed. There was only about 3 other customers who all left fairly quickly due to the small number of female dancers. After about 30 minutes of waiting an overweight average dancer finally showed up. Frankly this girl is not my type so to salvage the night I talked with her and after awhile although I wasnt really feeling her I said I wanted to smash and she said ok. Throughout this conversation which must have lasted about 20 minutes no other dancers showed up dressed and ready to work. Me and the dancer went to a place next door where we had in my eyes a terrible sexual experience. Whether this next door place was associated with the club was never explained to me but if it is then I wouldn't be too shocked if a raid happens in the near future. Would I return to this club ever? Most likely not and would recommend staying away if you don't want to have a boring night.