Well short of the hype

I have been hearing about this club for years as a destination spot and I just don't see it. I got there around 12:30 in the afternoon and maybe that was the problem. As other folks have talked about it is damn dark when you first walk in during the day. I was seriously worried about tripping on something so really take your time and just go left of the door till your eyes adjust.

So I get to the bar without falling over. I knew they didn't have a great beer selection and I love craft beer even more than strippers. my choices were bud or bud light. I took the light. it was 3 bucks for a 10 ounce poor so not expensive but not great. I sit down and there is a great looking Asian chick on stage. I had no idea if you tip at the stage or not because there are no chairs around it and it his higher than most stages so I just sat back and watched. She had great big tits and looked amazing. I thought this would be a bonus start but was dead wrong. she did 3 songs with the last one topless (as the rest of them did). shortly after that she wandered around and I figured out they make most of their tips on a tip walk. She put the tits on my face and I tipped well. but that was it. she then went to sit with old guys who are I assume regulars. another girl who I think was named emerald wanted a private dance but I had just been there about 10 minutes and she was nothing great so I said "maybe later". after that things went down hill. the next girl up was thin, which is ok but her tits were "deflated" and on her tip walk she was just disinterested. She was joined on stage by another young blond spinner who didn't show her tits off. was probably a trainee and she was nothing special on the tip walk either. after that two big girls were on stage. they should not have been dancing as there was nothing there. the one had a regular who looked to be about 70 or so but nothing I wanted. Other than the Asian the best looking woman was the waitress who I should have asked if she shows her tits off. they were not big but look to be nice. Overall it was a cheap time but maybe it is better at night and did not live up to the hype. seemed to be a place for guys who get off work around noon to have some pitchers of cheap beer and get the occasional tit in the face for a buck.