The Fishbowl!

First off, we all know the state of the HL

1. Hot dancers were run off a few months/years ago (bring back desiree, harlow, Harley!! joking)

2. Talent and customers have declined (the vibe is going, going, gone)

3. Hiring must be tough as the standards have gone from a 7-UP to 'fuck it, you can fit into a G-string? YOU ARE HIRED!!!'