No Diamond Found at Diamonds

Was on the prowl on the Friday before Xmas, so I took off early and decided to try this spot. I work in the area and drive past this place regularly, hardly seeing anyone parked there didn't the day. This trip was no exception.

Got there around 4 pm, entered the door, and was greeted by a big tall brotha asking for $5 cover. Most of the places I frequent don't charge cover during days, so I was taken aback. Paid the $5 and entered one of the smallest and darkest clubs I've ever seen!

Once my eyes adjusted, I noticed a small bar on the right. The place was decorated for their Christmas party later that night. Big downer - this place only offers 4 beers! Hood booty clubs offer a better selection!!