Just skip it. Bad even for New Orleans.

Wow. This was just...bad. Even allowing for the low expectations of a strip club in New Orleans, this place was crap. Granted, I should have known better. I had had a few cocktails and was wandering Bourbon with a buddy when the shill lured me in with free admission + we could bring in the to-go drinks we were carrying. With nothing to lose we figured wtf, let's go see some boobs.

Well, I was wrong about nothing to lose - I want those 15 minutes of my life back. Place is run down even by NO standards. "Dancers" on stage couldn't possible be less enthused about their job, and of the ~15 dancers I saw walking around while I was there, I think only two were women I'd like to see naked. And the icing on this turd cake was the one dancer who sat down to talk to us - after exchanging the usual pleasantries for about 30 seconds, she asked if I wanted a dance. I wasn't into her, so politely said "Not right now, thank you." She very clearly said "Asshole" under her breath as she walked away.