Cute Girls but Low Mileage

Decided to stop by Fat Jacks on the way to my cabin in northern Minnesota. I’ve been here a couple of times, but it’s been at least a year. Upon entering you walk into the bar area which is rectangular and seats about 20. Further on you go through some doors where the dancers perform. Overall the place is on the “dive bar” side, and gives off a blue-collar feel, which is just fine with me. No cover to enter the bar area, but it’s $8 to enter the dancer area.

I arrived around 5:00 pm and grabbed a seat at the bar. Happy hour just started and Coors Light taps were only $2, which was perfect for me. Sitting around the bar area were 5 or 6 other patrons and 7 or 8 dancers. Everyone was just chatting and it was a very good, laid back atmosphere. Several were obvious locals and the dancers knew them well which made for some good entertainment listening to their conversation. After about 15 minutes one of the dancers came over and sat next to me. She was a cute blonde with a very nice body. We chatted for awhile and I bought her a $6.50 Red Bull. She asked if I wanted a dance, but I was a bit hungry, so I decided to get some mini-tacos which were about $6. After eating and another beer, I decided to do a dance with her. After paying the $8 cover charge, I was a bit surprised to hear the cost of the dances went up to $30. However I decided to proceed and she gave me two dances. Having been here before I knew that it was a no-touch place. There was some minor grinding and some boobs in the face, but that’s as far as the mileage went. The songs seemed to be on the short side too and $60 was gone in what seemed an instant.

Overall this place has potential if it wasn’t so poor on mileage. The girls all seemed friendly with girl next door looks. You will probably not see a runway model here, but you get some 5’s, 6’s and 7’s with good personalities. If it was like clubs in Minneapolis with some mileage in the VIP areas I would be stopping by quite a bit more, but as it is, once a year is probably enough.