Beach Girls is rockin and rollin...

Beach Girls is rockin and rollin now -- big change from a year ago -- impressive redecoration and upgrading of all aspects, but a little tricky to find. From I-35 go about 0.8 mi west on Grand, turn left onto an unmarked road, and drive another 0.8 mi , bearing to left at the sign, to reach the spacious well-lit parking lot. Pay $10 cover and BYOB. I spent a wonderful hour here on a weeknight around midnight. The party was in full blast, bouncers were unobtrusive, Maybe 20 girls, all in 7-9 - no Penthouse Models, but no duds either. I tipped about 10 of them at the stage, and most of them got up close to show the goods. One of these girls, a slim well-tanned (or mixed-race) girl named Tiffany made my night when - at the stage - she put her head in my lap and flipped over, positioning her c**t about one inch from my nose. This sort of behavior really perks a guy up.

Most of the girls - but definitely not all - allow you to play with t**s at the stage and in the VIP. Here's an exception: a blonde cheerleader type named Autumn performed on stage with energy and charm. She invited me to the $25 VIP, which I readily accepted. Autumn had a near-perfect body and was super-friendly. However, when I tried to play with her t**s in the VIP she said Oh-No-I-don't-allow-that. Huh??? So I ended the VIP abruptly. I will avoid Autumn in the future. I went out to the main room to look for girls with a better attitude, and there were plenty. Besides the wonderful Tiffany, I greatly admired Candy, who migrated down here from Dangerous Curves in Ames. By changing clubs she went from bikini to totally nude and she's G-R-E-A-T. They have plenty of other hotties with a variety of styles.

The mood and the mileage at Beach Girls will vary from girl to girl, from hour to hour, and from day to day. I hit it at a really good time - around midnight - great party atmosphere but not overcrowded. Check it out, be careful, and have fun.