Okay, maybe it's because I went...

Okay, maybe it's because I went to this place on a Sunday evening -- still, it was one of the saddest scenes I've witnessed at a club in a long time. I walk in around 9pm and there are only three PL's and only three girls in the whole place. If there was ever a girl you would hire to deter customers from coming into a strip club, well, she was dancing on stage when I stepped in. Big in all the wrong places, braces lining her pimply face... ouch, I cringe thinking about it. Not easy on the eyes at all.

The only reason I'm giving this place a '3' instead of a big zero is because of one single eye-pleasing brunnette -- her name was Zoey. However, she was not enough to redeem this club. And I was so thoroughly deflated from everything else, I turned down a dance offer when she came around. I made my way out to Spearmint Rhino-Industry after about 20 minutes.

This place gets mad props from Zbone regulars, which prompted my visit, but I'm really perplexed. Maybe the day of week really does matter at this place...