My friends and I were rather...

My friends and I were rather clueless as to what strip club to go to here in Vegas, as none of us had done any research before arriving. So, when a guy on the strip gave us a coupon for free admission to Treasures, we thought "why not?", and all piled into a cab to check it out. After a $10 cab ride, we pulled up to the club, and I have to admit, I was pretty damn impressed at first. Classy up to yin-yang.

Then we got to the front desk, upon which we were told that that coupon only applied if you called for a free limo ride and had more than four people, which of course wasn't mentioned anywhere on the coupon. But, it was our last night there, so...whatever. We paid the fee ($30) and went in. Two parties came in while we were deciding what to do, and it turns out that they had fallen for the same scam. One group went in, one left to check out Spearmint down the street. Naturally, it was a Saturday night, and totally packed. It took us a good 20 minutes just to find seats, which were blocked from the stage view by other guys who couldn't find seats and were just milling around, looking for a place to sit.

The girls were pretty much 8+, and some of the clothes they were wearing were much more provocative than the gowns I'd seen at the Paradise club the other day. Opera gloves, stockings, even a schoolgirl. This was only my second time to a club (the Paradise being first), and so I was still rather unsure as to how everything worked. So, when an astoundingly cute Japanese girl named Minnie asked me if I wanted a dance, I agreed, and she got her groove on. The dance was fantastic (but keep in mind I've only had limited experience. It could have been well below average and I wouldn't know otherwise), and since I didn't know better, she kept dancing through four more songs without asking if i wanted to continue. (At Paradise, they asked if I wanted to continute, so I thought that was the norm) So it's mostly my own fault when she looked at me and said "that's five songs...$100...do you want to continue?" So there went my bankroll for the night. (I'm a poor college student.)