Excellent club

I've been the the Grandview three times now and it is without a doubt my favorite strip club. It's a little ways from civilization, but well worth the trip. Ample parking is available, and Uber is now a good option in the Poconos. A 20$ cover gets you into the club, right off of the entrance is a large room for storing coolers, this place is a BYOB. You leave your cooler in the first room, and take one or two drinks at a time into the main room. The main room is very spacious, roughly 30 feet wide by 50 feet long, with a stage taking up the middle of the room and seating all around the stage and against the walls. Every time I've visited it's been fairly crowded, however the crowd seems to mostly be tourists visiting the Poconos for bachelor parties, and is generally not problematic.

A large cast of dancers, perhaps a 15 or so, dance for a song on the stage and then spend time around the room attempting to sell lap dances. The dancers have all been fairly hot, mostly white, but a small amount of other ethnicities were represented. Lap dances are performed in small booths in the back of the establishment, I believe a 20$ fee is assessed and the dancers make it clear they want a 20$ tip. The dancers encourage you to touch tits and ass, very worth it. Only once did I get a bad feeling from the stripper during one of these dances, in 8 other lap dances I think the ladies did a very good job of making it seem like they were having fun. BYOB, so no real expense for drinks, overall a very good value.

A cashier makes change and has non-alcoholic mixers and water available. The men's restroom could use some work, it's too small with too many urinals jammed close together. Call me a prude, but I'd rather not have my dick out so close to another dude right after having a stripper rub all over me. The bouncers have always been very pleasant, only once did I receive a friendly warning for checking my phone above the level of the table, they are somewhat sensitive to making sure that pictures aren't being taken but not obnoxious about it. On my last trip, one of my buddies in a different Uber went missing and the bouncers were very helpful in helping us determine that he had never entered the club.