I had heard that the...

I had heard that the dancers at Dillinger's, and the Sugar Shack Too which shares the same parking lot, gave private shows that go beyond the standard Oregon air dance. That is not what I go to a strip club for. I just like to have a drink, maybe a bite to eat, and look at some naked girls. I was in the area, and curiosity got the better of me, so I stopped in Dillinger's.

The building looks fairly new, and is decorated inside with checkerboard tile that makes it look something like a pizza parlor or ice cream shop. When I walked in there was a girl standing onstage doing nothing while a few other girls were sitting around talking. There were a couple other guys in the place, but they were staying away from the stage area. I sat at the bar and ordered a drink. After my drink came, the girl onstage called me over, saying "I'm all alone over here." This girl did not have a bad face, but she would have to lose about 40 lbs. to dance in any other club in Portland. OK, I thought, big girls can be entertaining, let's give her a chance. I walked over to the tip rail, some music started playing, and she started her, uh...dance.

She was wearing a short skirt and a tank top. She lifted up her skirt and displayed her pierced pussy, then she grabbed her piercing and began tugging on it, stretching out her labia in a manner that looked painful and disgusting. Then she pulled her tits out of her top (they were pierced of course) bent over and dangled them in my face while asking me if I wanted private show. I declined. Next, she turned around, bent over, and gave me a view that was even worse than the front side. Then she asked if I wanted a table dance. By this time I was feeling a little nauseated.