Labor Day weekend. The club is small. You walk in the door, short hallway, bar to your immediate left and an open space with chairs facing a single pole.
There were 3-5 girls out that night, and none of them were terribly attractive. After sitting down and having a drink I watched a dance or two. I was considering leaving within 20 minutes of arriving.
The highlight of the night was 2 points. First when I called over the best looking girl among them (still not killer) and just asked her about the place. She sat on my lap and told me that there weren’t many girls because it’s the holiday and people are visiting family or taking vacation. She asked me what I wanted, anything from a standard lap dance to full service. She told me all of those things happen here you just need to know who to talk to. She said she didn’t do extras but could point me in the right direction. I declined, she was the only girl I was mildly interested in and my mood was shot already. I left shortly after.
The second highlight was just before the first when a couple came into the bar and the woman was clearly wasted. She was loud and aggressively groping and licking the strippers. It was funny.