2nd time in TJ

Gather around fellow mongers, for I, jdoe123444, will tell you a tale of the fabled Adelitas bar. Let me preface by stating how this review will be recounting my experience of the 2nd time I visited the red light district of Tijuana, and more specifically about Adelitas (duh). My friend (lets call him D) and I initially went to TJ in June and had the time of our lives. I can confidently say that after our first pilgrimage to the holy land of legal prostitution and scantily clad women, I was, in particular, hooked. I thought about the 4 days we spent there every.single.day, and before you know it, we planned our 2nd trip for September of that year. I plan on writing about my 1st visit and all of the clubs I visited some other time, so stay tuned my friends... One last thing for just for context purposes: me and D are both in our early 20's, live in LA, took the greyhound bus down to the san ysidro crossing, and stayed at hotel cascadas. We spent 4 days in TJ (Sun - Wed). Also, thanks to taking 4 years of spanish in high school, I am about 80% fluent in the language. After 4 years of high school spanish, D is about 0% fluent.

The exterior of Adelitas Bar is red tile, with a red carpet leading you into the front door. I am always drawn to the (painting?) in the front of the building which shows a Latin woman wearing a sombrero and holding a gun, its dangerously beautiful. There are a few bouncers in the front, along with the occasional girl who beckons you in. As D and I enter the club (no cover charge), we can't help but stifle the shit eating grins slathered across our faces. We are back in heaven. The club is very clean, and tidy. I couldn't locate a piece of trash (aside from my friend and I) in the club at all. The customers weren't sketchy looking at all - everyone just seemed to be having a great time, and who can blame them? Music was a bit loud, but not to the point of uncomfortable. My favorite kind of music is rap, and luckily for me, they play quite a bit of it. The DJ was not annoying at all, he just mentioned the name of the girl up next on the stage. All in all, the vibe was chill and inviting.

Almost immediately after walking in, we are greeted by my absolute favorite waiter (an older gentleman, mid 40s, let's call him H) and start hitting it off again. After some great conversation and catching up with H, I ask if we can grab a table. H sits us down and says "I remember what you like, I'll be back". It takes less than a minute for H to return with 2 beauties wielding big butts and large breasts. We are not worthy of such magnificence. The girl I am given has dirty blonde hair, big lips, and is about an 8. She sits on my lap, takes off her bra, and begins to grind up and down in my lap while grabbing my head and burying my face into her breasts. I struggle to get my tip for H out as I drown in the sea of titties. Her nipples are puffy and she tells me to suck on them. I oblige as she continues to rock away in my lap. I tell her how much I enjoy kissing, and instantly we are making out. We did this for about 15 min and in that time I tipped about 10 dollars in single bills. I was wanting to try out some other girls so I told her that I was going to chill for a bit. She then asked me if I wanted to go arriba for $70, which I declined. Now don't get me wrong, I would've loved to be with her upstairs, but I really just wanted to try a variety of girls before jumping into bed with one. D was onto his 3rd girl in the booth, and I was aching for a 2nd. An absolute natural beauty (call her N) walked up to me, sat herself down on my lap, and introduced herself. N had B cup breasts and a smallish ass, but her face made me melt. She looked exactly like the pornstar Sofia Nix (BEFORE PLASTIC SURGERY). If you want to look at what I'm talking about just type in "sofia nix pornstar" into google images and fap your tiny little heart out. I was mesmerized by her and we began making out. The first girl I was making out with was "horny" kissing (for a lack of a better phrase), but with N, it felt extremely passionate. We were into it for about 30 min and in that time I gave her about 10 dollars in singles (I honestly should've given more but i just got lost in the time). I was getting hungry and so was my friend. I told N we were going to eat and might come back later. She tells me not to go, but I assure her I'll be back later. My friend and I get tacos and come back about 30 min later. We both sit at the front stage and begin tipping a girl who is dancing on the pole naked. After a few minutes, N comes and sits back on my lap. I realize I haven't gotten laid yet, so I ask her how much to go upstairs. She tells me 70. I think about countering with a lower price, but I didn't. We go upstairs and have our fun for an hour and a half. We both loved dirty talking to each other in Spanish. I asked if she wouldn't mind me fingering her ass while she rode me cowgirl, and she happily agreed. After our time was up, we spent more time kissing and embracing each other in the room before departing ways. I hope to see her again when I visit in January.