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This place was not on my to-do list, but since it’s so close to Dirty’s, I wanted to stop in after my visit there. I got a pat down outside the front door. Entered and saw several BBWs. There was one trim young dancer standing near the bar, so I thought, at least there’s her. I got a $5 bottled water and went closer to the stage. The trim one went to the DJ, then to do who knows what and disappeared. I saw one other thin dancer over at the lap dance booths.

I had to hunker down and wait. The dancers seemed to approach me in order from heaviest to lightest. Thin Dancer still awol; Trim Dancer is giving dances at the same booth, and I start to realize I can’t even see a guy there. Musta been a little guy with a big wallet. Finally I agree to a dance with a thick lady who had a cute face. Every dance is in the booths, and just $10. I stopped at 1.

Took my old seat back and saw a nicely dressed woman arrive and go in the back. A second Trim Dancer somehow appeared out of nowhere and was doing duos on the invisible man. I should also point out that there was one AA dancer in the place. I think she had a nice body- from the little I could see. There are more chairs against the opposite wall of the booths- maybe for busy nights? She never got out of the chair and never stopped looking at her phone for my whole visit.

The new arrival came out in dancer gear, and I was tired of waiting on the 2 or 3 I had my eye on (out of about 9 I think), so I took her up on her offer. Unlike the first dancer, she didn’t wait for the next song to start. Very high mileage dance though, so I continued to the next song. After the second one, I had had enough. I thanked her and said that was great. She kinda pushed me back and tried to keep going. I repeated that I was done and gave her $20. As I was standing up, she said “Tip baby?” I just kept walking. Thin Dancer was on stage, but I was ready to go. Trim Dancer and friend were still duo-ing… um, something. Is there a Chucky doll sitting in one of those booths?

Very forgettable visit, but the thing is, it was only $35. Sometimes I do get out around town, so I can see stopping back in if I’m in the area. If you get a hold of the right one, it would be a great time. But have a backup plan.