Superficial strip club; A miss more often than a hit

I've been to Electric Blue Cafe 6 times in the past 10 years, and I never wrote a review on this club (or any club) before, until now. I'll separate this review into two parts....

The Club itself...

Electric Blue Cafe is a relatively clean, well-kept club in a safe area. When you first walk in, the bar (which is a large square with a television and the bartenders in the center) will be on your left, and the lap dance area (behind the curtain) is on your right. If you walk straight passed this area, there will be a large number of chairs and tables to choose from, as well as the dance stage. The lighting is pretty dark (typical I guess) There are usually a decent number of girls here, ranging from 5-9, from multiple races / ethnicities. The chairs in the lapdance area are deep, and you can't see other patrons when you sit in them. This, combined with the dark atmosphere, makes it feel relatively private. The 2 VIP rooms are behind curtains. I know one of them has a double seated white couch, with a small drink table on the side, and the room is pretty small (just big enough to fit the couch and the dancer in front of it)