Mediocre Night at Best
First visit to PH in quite a while. I won't belabor describing the premises or the cost of dances- it's all been well documented by others in prior reports. Nothing has changed. I stopped by twice on Tuesday, once around 7 PM, and then returned after the final world series game, around 11:45. The club had a decent number of patrons at 7, but the dancers were not much to talk about: Devon was the best of the lot, the rest were sub-par. I left without taking anyone to the CD room. When I returned the crowd was thin, maybe seven guys around the bar and 4 - 5 dancers on shift. None of the dancers were particularly attractive, and two should not be attempting to earn their living with their clothes off. Devon was gone. Rayne was there, but she doesn't appeal to me. I ended up with Diana (formerly Lucy) who is an older Brazilian. She gets some negative reviews from time to time, but I've always found her pleasant and a solid performer in the back room. She has a nice pair of surgically enhanced breasts, and a cute round ass. Her dances consist of a lot of mutual roaming, moderate kissing, she's enthusiastic, and the standard PH finish. I wouldn't recommend going out of your way to see her, but she's worth a few dances. Overall, PH has fallen pretty far from what it used to be. It's a shame, because it the past, virtually every dancer offered high mileage and a PH finish.
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