Palms Gentlemens Club
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2540 N Palm Dr Signal Hill, CA 90755

Went back after the remodel

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Flux
Nov 5, 2019, 4:13 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I have not been here since the remodel that converted from to dance stages to one in the center of the club. Kind of like a theater in the round. Security at the check-in desk it's definitely a man of few words. I asked him what the cover was a pointed to a basket and said whatever you want. I guess that means whatever tip you give him. You need your driver's license to get in. I asked him why and he said in case you use a credit card. I don't know why they couldn't worry about that when it happens. Walking in I saw an older the answer and I have seen for at least the last 15 years at the Fantasy Castle a couple miles away. I guess she works both clubs. Chose looks like she could use a shower, especially the hair. And I think she's more in the same outfit for 15 years. She knows me and came up to me and within the usual two or three questions asked me if I wanted a dance and when I said no walked away of course. There's a nice girl named Vanessa, seemed very down-to-earth and said she was a college girl. But when she got on stage to dance and there were a couple of guys throwing dollar bills sitting at the rail you can see she's been doing this. She was on all fours with her tits pointed up leaning back with her legs spread right at the rail where the guys could smell the show. Didn't do any dances with her and in fact sitting with me for an hour she never asked. I think she enjoyed talking to an educated guy. Most of those dudes look like they dropped out in 9th grade. Drinks are about $12 for cocktails, I didn't order beer. For all the conversation I had with Vanessa, she never texted me back more than 1 or 2 word answers, so the talk of hanging outside the club was BS.

There was an Hispanic dancer with a huge big ass and gigantic saggy tits. If I didn't spend all my money with Vanessa I probably would have taken her to the back just to squeeze those suckers.

as others have pointed out it isn't largely an industrial neighborhood but pretty close to The signal Hill Police department. Driving from the club to the San Diego freeway I saw two cop cars. I would be careful with that or take Uber. All they have to do is sit out there on the street and anybody pulling out of the parking lot is a sitting duck.

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