Odd night with an odd girl
Went back to the Lei for another visit and had a completely different experience than the last time. I went in with some high expectations given it's always been fairly reliable. Not great talent but you can find decent ones and you will always be offered good "service". There must have been a good 25+ dancers this night, which is more than usual. I sat down and before my eyes adjusted to the darkness you get the waitress asking what you want to drink. Ordered the usual diet coke and sat around for a few minutes. A few girls came up and did the do you wanna a dance bit and I usually say no to that line. I'd much rather prefer a girl that sits down and chats you up a bit. This one girl, and I forget her name, sat down and started talking to me (she was brunette, medium size and build, fake tits, cute smile). We had good rapport and decent conversation - not the same old basic stuff like where you from, what do you do BS. Anyway, we chat for like 30 min and then I ask her about a dance and we start talking about options. She seems confused about pricing, but I think no big deal, we'll be able to work something out. We go get a $20 basic lap dance to "get to know each other" and talk more about options. She quoted $$$ for FS and hell I know that's a little high but I'm doing ok and was willing to pay, but I ask her if we could extend the time because I don't like being rushed and the 15 min for the VIP seems just too short. So she says $ for each extra song! And I'm so confused because the math just doesn't seem to make sense. She babbles about having to share the fee with the club and that she doesn't actually get the $100, blah blah blah, but none of it makes any sense. If its $$$ for 15 min and she has to split that with the house, how many songs are in 15 min? My guess is 5 songs. Or maybe its 4 songs. So maybe I am paying $60-$75 per song. How would it make sense for me to take on $100 per song? I tried explaining that it would be cheaper if I just got a whole new set at $300 for 15 min, but she can't seem to do the math. So gets worked up and starts raising her voice accusing me to trying to rip her off. And whatever excitement that might have built up is gone. I give it one more try to salvage the night, but she is adamant that I'm the one that doesn't understand how strip clubs work and she suggests that if I can't pony up that I should go talk to another girl that I can "afford". I'm so befuddled at this point I say no thanks and that I'd just prefer to get the hell out of there. She and the club can lose my business. Before I left. I had to go to the bathroom and while I was walking out of the bathroom she was waiting for me and said something to me, but I didn't bother listening and just left. Anyway, FWIW, I did get in a few good gropes while we were talking so I guess it wasn't a total loss.
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