Men's Club of Houston
3303 Sage Rd Houston, TX 77056

Nights can get Expensive at the Men’s Club

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Thatch
Nov 3, 2019, 6:24 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Showed up on Tuesday night after a World Series game. walked over from the hotel right next door with no issues. Cover was $15 with an ID check and then walk right in. A waitress immediately sat me at a 4 top. I was by myself and usually sit at the bar, but i figured I’d give something new a try.The place is really big with a long main stage off to the right and a circular secondary stage in the middle. The club was packed with at least 60 customers and dozens of dancers. All of the dancers were hot, didn’t see anyone under a 7 on stage and the girls walking around for loppers were mostly 8-9.

I ordered a drink and was immediately approached by Hazel. She was beautiful and my type, so i allowed myself to get caught up with the first dancer to approach me. She could see it was my first time and gave me a tour of the venue. The private areas are off of the main floor and seemed to offer a good bit of privacy with couch setups that aren’t really visible to others. Hazel wanted $500 an hour plus buying a bottle from the club. I knew this would be a pricey place but that was well above what I was looking to spend. I politely tried to excuse myself back to my table when she showed me the less private lap dance area. She offered 3 for $100 and I went with it. Very sensual for mostly one way contact. She was really pushing for the private room so we parted after the 3.

Had another drink at the table while getting asked to be joined about every 2 minutes. This time I said no thank you until I found exactly what I was looking for. Dancers were happy to move on to better prospects, but the waitress was awful. Literally moved my drink back onto the napkin several times and was super slow with drinks. Definitely stand at the bar if you come.

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Nights can get Expensive at the Men’s Club