The dollar parade here was comically bad. I was hoping to find someone for a private dance but I was probably in for 20 forced tips in the first ten minutes and not a friendly face among them. I did the math on how long it would take me to bleed out and I left just to stop the hemorrhage. I don't mind spending money but I would have gotten more enjoyment (and time) out of just ripping up $1 bills while standing on a street corner.
