Moochie's (was Blondies)
6113 Forest Blvd Washington Park, IL 62204

Fun times away from the highway

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captncrunch
Oct 27, 2019, 5:28 PM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

This was my first visit to an "off the highway" club in ESL. I had driven by before - but due to reading reviews here never stopped. I arrived about 4:30pm and there were about 8 cars in the parking lot. (FWIW, I passed several other clubs (came south from I-55) and two appeared closed, while Wise Guys parking lot was packed (guessing 20+ cars).

The area is a bit rough - and maybe I'm just naive - but I felt comfortable here. I backed my car in (out of state plates - didn't want anyone taking advantage - and walked in the front door. Inside was a bar directly in front of you, several small high top tables, a pool table. I walked to the bar and ordered a vodka and diet ($8). I was not asked for a cover charge. Got my drink and Pink (heavy AA dancer, ok face, but pretty big) came up and started talking - gave me the WP handshake. I told her maybe later. I got the drink and a older white dancer (not sure on name) came to ask if I wanted company (she was pretty rough looking). The bartender came over and asked if I was ok and if I wanted company. By this time my eyes had adjusted and I could see two more AA dancers sitting at the bar (through a big open part of the wall) on the other side of the bar. One had stood up and had a great figure - so I said I'd like to talk to her. Bar tender told me to just walk over (duh)?

I met a 5'8" maybe 110# dancer named... Fl****. She was decent looking - nice lips, amazing figure. She immediately went into some SS about how she was here on her 2nd day and was robbed yesterday for over $500. Whatever. She asked what I was doing here and I told her in town for business on Monday. She said they had private rooms - $30 for 1/2 hour. She asked what i wanted - and I just smiled and looked at her lips - she said $80 (plus the room). I agreed, paid the bartender, and we adjourned to the back. As a note - in the back area are two stages - neither being used. Two private doors - one saying "no smoking". She asked if I smoked - I said no - and we entered the "no smoking" room.

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